As of July 2008, we have been creating Jildos for four years.  And we haven't had a complaint or a return yet!

Please email Jilda.  You can also call us toll free at 877-461-6711 any time.  Please leave a message if it is after standard business hours, and we will return your call as quickly as we can.

Sometimes.  Let us know what you are interested in.  It is often hard to find a specific wood when you want one, and we often get so busy it is hard to sandwich in a special order.  Cost varies according to your specifications.  Write to Mike, and he will let you know what we can do.

We will keep you posted on this one.  We are cautiously opening our unique line to certain sophisticated, trustworthy retail stores nationwide.

If you are a retailer interested in carrying our line of art quality, FUNctional dildos, please see our retail page.

We have taken every precaution to ensure that our wood comes from renewable resources and not from endangered areas.  Exotic woods have been certified by the Forest Stewardship Council.  Our domestic suppliers are aware of and sensitive to the public outcry against damaging our earth any further.  They contract only with sources who manage forests as a renewable cash crop, which can provide invaluable jobs and resources in poverty-stricken areas such as the American Appalachians.

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We do our utmost to guarantee that all information matches so there are no errors.  However, if someone has used your card, and you have not received the product yet, refuse delivery.  Contact Jilda immediately.  Remember that email is not secure, so don't include any of your actual credit card information.

Yes.  We cannot imagine why you wouldn't be thrilled with your jildo BUT if you are not satisfied (or, as Mike so delicately puts it, If you don't practically cum in your pants before you even get it out of the sheathe) WE WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY at any time.

Please be aware that returned products will NEVER be resold; they become part of our weekly bonfire (we haven't had a return yet!).

Yes.  We accept checks and money orders.  Just make payable to WoodPeckers Roost, and mail to 308 Mathis Lane, DeMossville, KY  41033 USA.  When we receive your payment, we will send your Jildo.

We utilize PayPal, the most widely known and trusted method for on line ordering.  This enables you to use nearly any major credit card.

We also accept checks or money orders.  Please make payable to WoodPeckers Roost, and mail to 308 Mathis Lane, DeMossville, KY  41033 USA.  Once we have received your payment, we will send your Jildo.

Please read over the FAQs to see if we have answered your question.  If not, please email us or call 877-461-6711.

You must be 18 years of age or older.  We do not ship to anyone under that age.  (If you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading this, anyway!)

Yes.  We ship anywhere in the world that it is legal to ship an adult product.

Unless otherwise noted, all Jildos listed are in stock and ship within 48 hours.  We ship via the US Post Office, since the closest branch is just up the road.  We ship via Priority mail both nationally and globally.  Since shipping is free, we do not offer overnight service.

We recommend using the same safety precautions for sharing your Jildo as for sharing yourself:  use a condom.  Depending on the size of your Jildo, a small or regular size condom will fit snugly and still provide wonderful stimulation.

Oh, come on now!  That is NOT our definition of a 'woody'!  Once your jildo is shaped (into a wave, spiral, etc.), the really time consuming part begins.  There are twelve levels of sanding, finishing, and polishing to assure that there are NO splinters, NO tool marks, NO polish flaws, NOTHING to come between you and the wood except for the organic, non-allergenic, silky smooth finish.

Of course!  I use them!  Used responsibly, jildos are completely safe.  After use, wash with a mild soap and water and allow to dry thoroughly before replacing them in their sheathe.  Jildos can be safely used with any personal lubricant, including silicone.  They are not dishwasher safe, though, and we do not recommend using them in the bathtub.  For more information, see our Safety page.

Definitely!  All orders are shipped in a plain white box, with WPR as the return address (our company name is WoodPeckers Roost).  WPR is also all that will show on your credit card bill.  There is nothing to indicate adult contents.  See our Safety/Packaging page for more information.

The Jildo folks are very discreet.  We expect confidentiality when we place an order on line and assure you of the same.  We never reveal any information about you to anyone; we do not sell or rent lists.